40 things that only happen in movies
Another one sent over by Dan. This is great stuff!
These are funny:
- When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
- All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
- If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
- All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.